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- Allen Rosehearts
- Marzell Hase
- Vesper Bracken
- Vert Ashengrotto
- Karan Mesmer
- Vincent Atwill
- Lucien Desrosiers

- Kekoa
- Jon Bones

- Reynard Sherwood

- Piper Barrie
- Cinque Bridges

- Maris Akselsen
- Lyrae Cadenza
- Sophia Aschere
- Faye Clefton
- Miku Ikeda
- Alfonso Colombera
- Josie Voss
- Samantha Armati

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Do you think we could bribe Floyd into pretending to date you just long enough for Auntie to snap?

[He snickers.]

I'm not sure. I'd say that's also worth a try, though.

Floyd or one of the human boys. Either one would have her lose her mind, yeah?

Absolutely. So we should definitely make this happen.

Pick a boy and if it's not Floyd I'll make the arrangements. If it is Floyd, I may need your help covering for his shifts for however long.

Just a matter of figuring out who'd piss Mom off the most.

Hmm...you know, if we paid him, Bucchi from Savannaclaw would really piss her off. A surface-dweller, a boy, and a beastman?

... Heh. That's perfect.

Tell him it's to piss off a...a Karen? Is that the surface-slang for it?

That sounds right, I think I heard Vesper use the term.

[Give Azul a moment as he tries to remember if he had a Vesper signed to him.]

Hm. I don't actually know that one.

Savanaclaw first-year. If you've seen a bat beastman around, that's him.

Oh, that one. He's banned from the premises after nearly wrecking our aquariums.

Recent happening, I'm guessing? He wasn't when I was helping him study.

Mhm. He did that echolocation nonsense and aggravated the dolphins. It was almost catastrophic.

[Deep sigh.]

I'm kicking his ass next time I see him.

Floyd already did.

[Just going to innocently finish his crab cakes now, ladeda.]

Your point?

[Wow, Vert.]

...oh, I missed you. Were you serious about working for me?

I was, yeah.

Partner or employee? One will require reworking everyone's contracts, the other won't.

...! Partner, really?

[Azul nods.]

I've...always wanted to run a restaurant or something with you, even when I was kid. You've always been better with people than I am, after all, and the better chef.

[Small smile.]

... I'd like that a lot.

[Azul grins.]

I'll let Jade know to start preparing those contracts, then. We'll have to figure out how to keep Floyd happy since he doesn't like the idea of working for anyone but me, but we'll figure something out. Have you discovered your Unique Magic yet, by the way? If you haven't, we can work on that once I'm allowed to cast more intense spells...I can't help with your P.E. grades, but you obviously have full access to my study guides, free of charge.

[He's...really, really happy to have his cousin and best friend back. Sure, he has Jade but he's dating Jade. It's different when it's Vert.]