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[twisteddelights]

Characters available
- Allen Rosehearts
- Marzell Hase
- Vesper Bracken
- Vert Ashengrotto
- Karan Mesmer
- Vincent Atwill
- Lucien Desrosiers

- Kekoa
- Jon Bones

- Reynard Sherwood

- Piper Barrie
- Cinque Bridges

- Maris Akselsen
- Lyrae Cadenza
- Sophia Aschere
- Faye Clefton
- Miku Ikeda
- Alfonso Colombera
- Josie Voss
- Samantha Armati

Comments

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She really doesn't. Do you suppose going home and making a big show of dating my loving, vicious, slightly unhinged eel boyfriend would make her stop comparing us?

[twisteddelights]

I have no idea, but I say it's worth a try.

[VERT]

[dottedline]

Do you think we could bribe Floyd into pretending to date you just long enough for Auntie to snap?

[twisteddelights]

[He snickers.]

I'm not sure. I'd say that's also worth a try, though.

[dottedline]

Floyd or one of the human boys. Either one would have her lose her mind, yeah?

[twisteddelights]

Absolutely. So we should definitely make this happen.

[dottedline]

Pick a boy and if it's not Floyd I'll make the arrangements. If it is Floyd, I may need your help covering for his shifts for however long.

[twisteddelights]

Just a matter of figuring out who'd piss Mom off the most.

[dottedline]

Hmm...you know, if we paid him, Bucchi from Savannaclaw would really piss her off. A surface-dweller, a boy, and a beastman?

[twisteddelights]

... Heh. That's perfect.

[dottedline]

Tell him it's to piss off a...a Karen? Is that the surface-slang for it?

[twisteddelights]

That sounds right, I think I heard Vesper use the term.

[dottedline]

[Give Azul a moment as he tries to remember if he had a Vesper signed to him.]

Hm. I don't actually know that one.

[twisteddelights]

Savanaclaw first-year. If you've seen a bat beastman around, that's him.

[dottedline]

Oh, that one. He's banned from the premises after nearly wrecking our aquariums.

[twisteddelights]

Recent happening, I'm guessing? He wasn't when I was helping him study.

[dottedline]

Mhm. He did that echolocation nonsense and aggravated the dolphins. It was almost catastrophic.

[twisteddelights]

[Deep sigh.]

I'm kicking his ass next time I see him.

[dottedline]

Floyd already did.

[Just going to innocently finish his crab cakes now, ladeda.]

[twisteddelights]

Your point?

[Wow, Vert.]

[dottedline]

...oh, I missed you. Were you serious about working for me?

[twisteddelights]

I was, yeah.

[dottedline]

Partner or employee? One will require reworking everyone's contracts, the other won't.

[twisteddelights]

...! Partner, really?

[dottedline]

[Azul nods.]

I've...always wanted to run a restaurant or something with you, even when I was kid. You've always been better with people than I am, after all, and the better chef.